寻常人家圣诞花

收到朋友的邮件，其中有有一串圣诞笑话。你读读试试看，有哪一条能让你笑：

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !

没有，是吧？没有让你觉得好笑的，那就对了。你看看，木匠就生活在一个周围都是笑话自己去怎么也笑不起来的地方。

今年加拿大政府穷了，商户的口袋扁了。一个圣诞节，就这么平平淡淡地过了。倒是寻常人家，一如既往，普通人家的幸福感就裹在几片极为普通的圣诞花里。中国话怎么说来的来着？对了，淡薄以明志，宁静以致远。